I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.