For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my fans, hey guys." I've grown up and kind of been disgusted by that. I think it's using people, I think it's like encouraging something that's unhealthy, telling people you love them. "I love you." Oh really, you love your fans? You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that's not selfless that you love your fans, that's ridiculous.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.