Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.