If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.