For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.