I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
Love is all about... whistles.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.