I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.

I just like to write and then perform.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.