I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.