I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know. If I ever start trying to make a living on it.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.