All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.