All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.