I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.