I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.