I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.