I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

Love is all about... whistles.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.