And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.