I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.