I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.