Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.