Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.