Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.