Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.