If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.