All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.