People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.