Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?