I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.