The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.

I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know. If I ever start trying to make a living on it.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.