The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Love is all about... whistles.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.