It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.