Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.