Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?