I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my fans, hey guys." I've grown up and kind of been disgusted by that. I think it's using people, I think it's like encouraging something that's unhealthy, telling people you love them. "I love you." Oh really, you love your fans? You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that's not selfless that you love your fans, that's ridiculous.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.