Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.