Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.