Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
Bo BurnhamI know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
Bo BurnhamI misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
Bo BurnhamI worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
Bo Burnham