Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.