Love is all about... whistles.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.