I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.