Love is all about... whistles.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.