No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.

That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my fans, hey guys." I've grown up and kind of been disgusted by that. I think it's using people, I think it's like encouraging something that's unhealthy, telling people you love them. "I love you." Oh really, you love your fans? You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that's not selfless that you love your fans, that's ridiculous.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.