There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.