When life gets you down, make a comforter!
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
I just like to write and then perform.
Love is all about... whistles.
I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.