I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.