America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Please don't stand up on my account.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.