It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Television. That's where movies go when they die.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.