It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.