It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Please don't stand up on my account.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!