It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.