People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.