We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.