Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.