I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."