We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.