We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.