We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.