I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'