Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.