I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

Please don't stand up on my account.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.