I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.