I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?