I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.