I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.