I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.