If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.
Please don't stand up on my account.
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!