Please don't stand up on my account.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.