I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.

Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.