The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.