Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.