YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.
I can still chase women, only downhill
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.