Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

I can still chase women, only downhill

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.