I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.