I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.