You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.