You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.