Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.