You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.

Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.