I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.