Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else.
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
I can still chase women, only downhill
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.