If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Lots of travel, away from home.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.