If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't come to Vietnam, I'd send for it.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.