My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.