I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

I can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.