I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.

You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.