I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."