President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.