No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.
It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.