The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.