You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...
Please don't stand up on my account.
If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.