You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.