If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.