If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.