If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.