Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.