The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.