The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!