If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.