If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!