My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Lots of travel, away from home.

I can still chase women, only downhill

Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.