My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.