It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.