I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.