I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.