When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.