The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.
Television. That's where movies go when they die.
I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.