The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.