Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.