The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.

I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.