The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.