The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.