The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.