Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.