There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!