It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation