We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.