Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Bob HopeWe're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Bob HopeDrugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
Bob Hope