Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.