Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent's handshake.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.