It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.