Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.
It gave dirty politics a bad name.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.