As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.