As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.