You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.