I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.