Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.

If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green