Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.

It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

Lots of travel, away from home.