Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.

Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.