I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Please don't stand up on my account.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.