I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

It gave dirty politics a bad name.

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.