A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.